The title says it all. Here is the ongoing saga of I how I accidently began seriously abusing the Yahoo! Personals for my own amusement, my own sick derranged amusement. See the weblog for more info on this ongoing saga.

The Abuse:

Phase One - Read about how it all started, with a friend putting up a gag personal and how my reply set this all off.
Phase Two - The fake personal I put up in Phase One attracts many many replies. Some of them very funny, others disturbing. My favorites are posted here. I'm about 1/3 of the way through with the first batch of messages. I'm getting about 10 per day so this will be growing for a while
Phase Three - not up yet. In Phase Three, Kate (my mentatlly unstable persona in this saga) will arrange a series of "meetings" with her various local suitors from Yahoo! Since she has poor time management skills several of them will all show up for the same blind date with Kate. I'll be at a nearby table with some friends and a camcorder. Look forward to the chaos.update I don't think I'm going to be pressing forward with Phase Three at time. It's a lot of work for starters and could endup having some negative repercussions for me. That and I can't get any of my friends to agree to help out or even show up with me at a nearby table to video tape it. Cowards. If I can drum up more local real life support for this later I may ressurect it but for now it's probably dead. Look for more email exchanges to be posted though.

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